One with the pot!

Ok....so all you fellow wives and mother's of boys....DON'T YOU JUST WANNA HURT THEM? I mean...com'on!!! A little bit of respect.

You ever wake up in the middle of the nite and are so stinking tired...trying to figure out why in the world you woke up in the first place? And then you realize...you have to go to the bathroom. BUT you're so tired it takes you 5 minutes to attempt even getting out of the bed and by that point....YOU GOTTA GO!!

So you stumble and weave your way to the bathroom, not bothering to turn on the light, to relieve yourself and crash back into bed. ONLY when you think you're doing yourself a favor by NOT turning on the light so that you stay in the closest thing to sleep as possible you realize that you mighta probably shoulda turned on the light as you crash down only to realize you have become one with the toilet! And not just the toilet....BUT one with the water IN the toilet! You've totally missed seat and ring which (thanks to either the hubby or one of the boys) is standing upright. Trust me......by the time you get yourself unearthed from the water, grossing out cause of what you just crashed down into and dried off......you're no longer sleepy. It then takes an hour to rid yourself of the memories and the threats that you feel running rampantly through your mind towards those males you live with to even attempt falling back asleep. There's just nothing quite like.............

..........................BECOMING ONE WITH THE TOILET!