Mooing burgers!

Ok, I'm not sure what my deal is but it never fails. I mean NEVER. I'm not a meat eater by any stretch of the imagination. I eat enough to get a very small amount of protein. But when we grill burgers and hotdogs I will eat those.

BUT.......here's the issue.....it has to be DONE! And I mean DONE!!! No pink whatsoever. Not burnt either or dried out. Just done! There can be an entire plate of hamburgers sitting on the counter and I grab one and fix it up how I like it...lettuce, mayo, ketchup, relish, mustard and tomato.....sit down, pray, take a bite and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! There's pink! Yuk! it NEVER fails! A whole plate of them and I get the pink one.

It happened again last nite. I picked a thin one that looked done, doctored it (minus the tomato and lettuce cause we didn't have any) and sat down to take a bite. PINK! Troll shook his head and said, "HOney, what is your deal? It just never fails!" To prove the point he gets up, goes to the kitchen, takes the platter with the remaining burgers on them (5) and breaks open every one!!! Not a single one had pink in it!!! I don't cause a fuss about it normally I just give it to Troll but I knew he'd put horseradish on his so I wasn't eating his pink burger either (he makes sure his has pink in it).

So I'm getting down to the middle of this burger and I'm like...this burger tastes weird. I said, did you put relish on your burger troll? He said, no. I'm like well this is my burger but it sure tastes like it has horseradish on it. I ate 3/4 of it and couldn't hack it anymore. I said, this HAS to have horseradish on it! AFter much thinking back over my steps (and his) we came up with a point of time where'd we both just put our burgers on our buns with ketchup, mayo and mustard..he'd gone into the dining room for soemthing and I'd gone into the pantry. In the process I misplaced my burger and thought his was mine and i got his, added relish on top of the (what I thought was mayo) horseradish and started eating!!! Two very nasty things in my mind....pink meat and horseradish! Gag!!! About next I'm only gonna get burgers from McDonald's. It doesn't even matter if I go to someone's house...I STILL get the one with the pink!

Me and mooing burgers just aint the best of friends. Blah!!!