In my fortune cookie...

Make TODAY beautiful because yesterday is already gone and tomorrow hasn't arrived yet!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Uggh!

You know there are some times in life where you wonder why in the world you brought a subject up. Just such a case happened yesterday. It left me groaning and shaking ever so slightly. Thought I'd share this with you!!!

Yesterday we were sitting around the table after lunch. A friend had come to eat with us and we were chatting about this and that. Somehow college days came up and some of the dumb things that happened while at college. As I didn't go to college I couldn't share in the humor. It managed to get around to the disgusting things and Troll mentioned the fact that he'd gargled water from a toilet in the guys dorm during a truth or dare moment. I about gagged and said that was terrible and how he could have done something so disgusting was beyond me. He looked at me and said, "honey, I can think of worse things to do that I've not done." I said, well what could be worse than gargling toilet water? He said, "Drinking from a urinal!" I shook and said, Awww sick! Not two seconds later a voice at the end of the table piped up and said, "Oh, I've done that!" I think in unison we three adults turned to stare down our oldest child and exclaim, "Austin!!!" LOL!!! He informed us that while he was in public school he'd drank from the urinal!!! He was only in kindergarten and 1st grade in a public school so I guess since he's still alive that it didn't hurt him. However, after this declaration, I've decided my kids can live through anything!! Wow!

3 comments:

Stacey said...

Yuck, Yuck, triple Yuck!!!

Kara Plank said...

BLEK!!! Andy & I still think Troll's licking of the "bloody" booger tops off any story though! LOL

Boog said...

lol!!! well i'd hav to admit, kara, that that story tops any that hav come from our gross house!! i still laugh at that more than i probably should!