I've seen it all!!

Well, Ethan just came out of Jetta's room about 10 minutes ago with a sight that shocked us out of our minds. He was carrying "Scotch". A very dripping wet "Scotch". Troll, who was on the phone with a friend, hollered, "What in the world?!!" I got up out of my chair and went into the living room to see what the problem was. Ethan then informed us that he'd saved the kitty from death by toilet. Bia had either decided he stank and needed a bath or that she'd just had enough of kittens and thought she'd dunk him in the toilet. He was petrified!! WHAT NEXT?